Bohemian – Day 1
Oh, how lucky it is to be a bohemian. Bohemian women dance by themselves at parties. They don’t wear bras if they need to, but only if they want to. They hitchhike without fear of being bludgeoned with a hammer.
I have great admiration for the bohemian. It’s a sexy look without showing a lot of skin. ”This look says, “I never get flu shots and yet I never get the flu.” This look says, “When I vote at all, I vote for vegans.” We’re talking a major hippie chick look. The bohemian has inner confidence. The bohemian takes the road less travelled.
Bohemian is a great look for moms because –
Bohemians are okay with chaos. So instead of kicking yourself that your house is a disaster, your bohemian look will remind you to take a deep breath and have a hot cup of herbal tea. Or maybe a pot cookie.
Bohemian is a great look for any body type. Everything is so long and flowy, you can let your freak c-section mom body fly.
Bohemian boasts a lot of flowery prints. Prints that hide peanut butter and jelly stains.
I am so excited about being a bohemian for month. As a tightly wound individual, I’m always looking for ways to unwind. I’ve tried everything, but I’m too hyper to meditate and I certainly don’t have time for ninety minutes of yoga every morning. I’m thinking if I just dress like someone who meditates and does yoga, maybe a calm serenity will just wash over me. My only concern is the bohemian is not known for responsibility. You will never hear the phrase, “I have the best bohemian financial planner.” So what if the look takes me so far into carefree land that I lose myself completely, forget to pay the bills and pick up my children at school because I’m having too much fun braiding my armpit hair?
Only time will tell. Although, I won’t know what time is telling me because bohemians don’t wear watches…
Wish me luck. Or maybe just send me some good energy.