I love it when the weather turns a little colder and all the cute, cozy, fall sleepwear catalogs start finding their way to my doorstep. I got a big stack of them the other day and as I was sorting through them, my eye couldn’t help but catch one in particular — Cuddledown of Maine. Their sleepwear amazed me. It delighted me. And it inspired me to ask Bill to photoshop my head on a bunch of their nightgowns.
Here are some of my favorites —
This one really impressed me. Did Cuddledown go back in time and sort through my grandmother’s closet? The only thing missing here are the glasses dangling around my neck and a word jumble puzzle.
Remember those children’s pajamas called, Garanimals? I think this must be Cuddledown’s version of them for adults. I’m not sure what material this was made out of, but it just looks itchy. And the banded arms and legs? I’m guessing it traps the heat in so well that at some point in the middle of the night you wake up in a pool of sweat assuming you’re close to death.
It’s too bad I didn’t have this little nightgown on my honeymoon, you know, in case I didn’t want to have sex at all.
This zip up outfit is for post-bath. I don’t know about you, but I love really long zippers that cling to the entire length of my damp, naked body right after I get out of the shower.
And finally, this, uh, robe? I call this, “The Teal Tornado”. I guess this robe would be nice to have around in case I had a really long illness. Plus, I could store needles in the pockets so if I caught a glimpse of myself in a mirror I could gouge my eyes out.
I’m going to have to keep looking for fall sleepwear that I’d actually wear. If I find anything I love, or love to make fun of, I’ll let you know.
And I’m sorry, Cuddledown. But you brought this on yourself.