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Finally, jewelry your kids can’t break.

Finally, jewelry your kids can’t break.

Two out of three of my kids are boys — boys that like to throw things, knock things over and break things all in the name of science.  So from very early on, my boys have yearned for an answer to one perplexing question — how hard does one need to pull on mommy’s jewelry before it breaks off of her and she completely loses it? Babies and toddlers terrorize jewelry to the point that most moms just stop wearing…

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Mom butt, pig butt; it’s a toss-up

Mom butt, pig butt; it’s a toss-up

Day 3.  This is a picture of my butt and our pig’s butt.  I’m the one in the red pants.  All rock and roll pants are tight.  I’m sure this is common knowledge to everyone but me.  So imagine my discomfort walking around Hobby Town with my kids.  If there was an art supply on a low shelf, I wasn’t the one going to grab it.  If these pants split, my plan was to set off one of those make-your-own-volcano…

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Who needs to party on New Years…

Who needs to party on New Years…

…. when you can just spend the day throwing away your Christmas tree?  Ah, the life of a rock and roll mom might not be as glamorous as other rock and rollers, but we must embrace the life we are given – and that includes cleaning the kitchen, giving my kids a bath and wiping up dog barf — all things I normally do, but today I did them wearing a hot pink thong.  I figure, if you’re going to inhabit…

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A brave, new world…

A brave, new world…

Here it is, my very first post.  Very exciting and I feel a little explaining is in order.  My blog falls under the category of “funny, stylish, mom blog” — a category that does not actually exist.  In our culture, moms fall somewhere in between “halfway house resident” and “high school guidance counselor” on the “Who’s got style” chart.  And is this funny to us moms?  No, not at all. This is where that all changes. This year I’m going…

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