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9 mom swimsuit bodies — Which one are you?

9 mom swimsuit bodies — Which one are you?

Hey Mamas, it’s time to dig out that suit from the bottom of your drawer and show off what years of pregnancy and Nutella have tried to destroy. Oh, yes, it’s the parade of summer mom bodies. So sunscreen those cankles! Air out that muffin top! Clear-cut the crotch forrest! And maybe try to squeeze in a spinning class before heading to the pool, beach, river, lake or backyard sprinkler because you will be judged, oh yes, you will be…

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Who you calling a fat pig?

Who you calling a fat pig?

Look, I know my pig is fat.  I get it.  When we first adopted Hogan from a shelter, he was not this fat.  He wasn’t exactly a swimsuit model, but there certainly wasn’t as much of Hogan to love as there is now. Hogan’s weight problem all happened during his first year with us.  I didn’t realize how crafty pigs were and somehow Hogan got on the back porch, tipped over a garbage can full of birdseed and ate it….

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The one place you need to visit before having kids…

The one place you need to visit before having kids…

Paris?  Rome?  The Mall of America?  No, those places will still be there for you when the kids are in college and you have plenty of time to wander around posting way too many pictures on Facebook. The only place you need to visit before having kids is inside yourself. You need to get to know YOU before bringing any other yous into the world.  People always talk about how hard it is to have children — the sleepless nights,…

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